The Adventures of Ensign Boots
Ensign Boots Chronicles By Commodore Jess Odell, MEmber Services
The day started off quite normal, and I started my patrol duties in the Science Labs. I’m in charge of making sure the Tribbles don’t escape their pens. Some of them can be quite sneaky, but I admit it is a lot of fun when some get loose! Sometimes Gordon lets some of the harmless ones out on purpose! Shhh, don’t tell the CO!
After my routine check of The Munch Box and a sample of today’s menu, I trotted off to the arboretum. Something was NOT right, I could smell it. There was a slight trail through the wheat field, but no real damage. Whatever it was wasn’t large. The smell was not familiar, so I didn’t think it was an escaped science experiment. I ran through the fields, following the smell. It was getting stronger, so I dodged the apple trees and leapt over the salmon creek.
The scent was getting stronger, but there wasn’t a physical trail anymore. It didn’t make any sense to me, but I kept following. The scent took me to the desert area, but it didn’t smell like Commander Humphrey. What was going on?? In the sand I saw small footprints that did look familiar. They reminded me of the QM’s footprints, but the smell was not Enya. I followed the trail until I saw a small black and white thing curled up on Humphrey’s BBQ pit. I approached with caution.. and it WAS a cat! But it wasn’t Enya!
It turns out the QM got an assistant! Her name is Ori. She must have come aboard when I was away last week. We laughed about my chase, but now I know her scent so I won’t be fooled again!
Ori decided to join me back out of the arboretum, which was handy because Humphrey was coming through to set up the humpday barbecue.
After escorting Ori to the QM Department, I went to the Bridge to see what my CO was doing. That was a big mistake, as they were in a heated discussion with some other ship. It smelled stressful! I don’t like stress. I snuck off to the Ready Room and had a nice nap.
I woke up just in time to get to the barbecue! What timing! Enya and Ori were there, and we had a little laugh about the morning’s escapade. After the most delicious feast, we retired to the Tiberius Lounge for karaoke and darts with the EDBH.
It was a great day! I hope tomorrow is just as exciting!
Woofs and kisses,
Ensign Boots