I am Grudge, the regal queen,
Feline monarch of every scene.
On Discovery, I claim my throne,
A universe vast, yet I’m never alone.

Cleveland Booker, my loyal knight,
Ensures I’m pampered, day and night.
My ship, my rules, my endless gaze,
Through starry depths, my splendour stays.

In cold, vast space, I find my place,
A box, a nook—my cosy base.
Dilithium, warp, and alien cries,
None match my mighty feline pride.

So, salute me now, you humanoid crew,
Grudge, your queen, commands all of you!